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H. L. Mencken

Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious.

Quentin Crisp

Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.

Oscar Wilde

Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.

H. L. Mencken

The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore.

Voltaire

Once the people begin to reason, all is lost.

The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.

He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage -- he won't encounter many rivals.

Richard Benner

Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.

Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.

Jules Rand

The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving any excuse.